Start the Ball Rolling

Me: Okay, this is how things are going to be on here.
You: Great, I'm really looking forward to your witty and insightful posts.
Me: Naturally.
You: What type of things will you be posting about?
Me: Anything I can think of which amuses me enough to write. Usually it will be semi-real situations made up as conversations.
You: So will you be posting every day?
Me: At first, but then I'll probably lose interest a bit. Or I might be in the pub and forget or something. Oh but I'll still be posting of course.
You: Good good. So when can I expect the first proper post?
Me: Soon...